Thursday, April 1, 2010

the ZOMBIE Easter bunny


one day the Easter bunny turned into a zombie, and I'll tell you how... if you give me an entire banana cream pie. I'm kidding... most likely. He was walking down a street when he was attacked by 7 zombies. and that can be turned into a joke... how did the bunny cross the road... he didn't... he got eaten alive by ZOMBIES before he had a Chance lolololololololololololol. aaaaaany way He got hit by a car after he was eaten and reanimated, so his skull cracked but didn't do severe damage to the brain so he still partially lived and 3 ribs broke and he...ate...the..driver.so there were 2 zombies, the start to an Apocalypse.
The zombie Easter bunny now roams only, I REPEAT!!! ONLY! on Easter day to take victims to it's evil lair of the white fluffy chocolate covered white milk willy wonka chocolate ooh, ah. Then he covers you with MAN EATING CHOCOLATE FLAVORED MARSHMELLOWS. every living things produce some sort of waste but the MAN EATING CHOCOLATE FLAVORED MARSHMELLOWS produce mini chocolate eggs, that if given the right amount of time hatch into CHOCOLATE EASTER chickens.
once that is complete the easter bunny goes into your house hides the EVIL... whatever is in his bag at the moment CANDY then BITES a CHOCOLATE CARROT while WATCHING you... SLEEEEEEP.
























































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































1 comment:

  1. That was scary bu toverall 3/5 saw grammer mistakes and didnt get why






    all that space was empty but there and make sure your letters are capitalized at the begining of a sentence

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