At his house, the boy was playing dead rising when he heard a SCREECH he ran down stairs and you will not believe what he saw, a zombie. terrified, he ran up to it and kicked it's shin and ran away. stupidly he grabbed a fork and started to do (sarcastically) sooo much damage by.. stabbing it with a fork. Although the fork did nothing the zombie got bored and fell asleep. the boy thought it was dead so he ran out the door to find 100,000,000, more zombies so the boy took two slow steps back. and ran. to walmart. Glowing the sign that said "we sell for less every day" was also covered in dirt (how did that get up there) he ran inside the store and yelled "AT LAST I MADE_" then he tripped. which in this case yelling isn't a good idea, because zombies still have eardrums. All of a sudden six zombies came out of the electronic section, one of which was extremely nerdy he had harry potter glasses, long nerdy disgusting finger nails, and pocket protectors. so he screamed peed his pants and fainted, no one will miss him... because everyone is dead I was not trying to be impolite or anything.
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