Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Solanum in a game with zombies

Solanum is the epidemic in a few movies. It's a disease that reanimates corpses into... ZOMBIES. It takes only about 24 hours to kill a live person, then seven hours to reanimate there corpse. even though this has nothing to do with what I'm talking about, A xenomorph (alien) could easily kill a zombie because aliens are epic. in the game DEADRISING you get to blast zombies to oblivion and yell " ROFL".




" fun fact"




zombie cats do not eat a jar of peanut butter a day... they eat three.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

New in school

today was my first day in a new school. I never new it, but it would be the worst place I have ever seen. while I was walking to the new school, I had some thoughts trying to scare me like, what if every one laughs at me, or what if all the teachers were strict. when I got to the school it was black with red stripes all around, broken windows and six stories high, it looked like a haunted mansion.Walking up to the school, I noticed noone was their no one was out side, I opened the door, it had a lot of people in side, they were all wearing cheery colors. feeling a bit out of place because I was the only one wearing a black sweater, a black shirt, black jeans, black... every thing else, and I was the only person with long hair. the building on the inside was also pure black, so you could barely see me... which in my opinion is a good thing.

"Hey, You" said a big sour burly voice " I've never seen you here before" I turned around it was some 15 year old... I think he was a Satanist. He wore a black sweater with a pentagram on it and blue jeans, " I see your also the dark type." he said " my names Kale." then I replied " don't let my clothes fool you I'm actually a christian, I just don't like color very much." Kale just stared at me blankly then ran away. " that was weird." I thought then I heard a bell ring but I didn't know which class to go to. So I asked around to see where the office was. It was on the sixth floor. hurriedly I ran up as fast as I could then I saw a dark figure and things went black.

When I woke up I was tied to a wall arms up in a twisted position and my chest was all bloody.
around the room all a saw were a lot of black bricks for the wall and a whip which I'm assuming is how my chest got bloody. I saw the figure again it was a man wearing a pure black robe, he was pacing but it did not look like he was walking nor were there any sound of foot steps. " so your the christian boy I've heard so little about, but I would like to hear more" his voice was haunting and echoing in my mind, it was as if the devil himself was speaking to me. then he said "Did you know there is no room left in hell for savage souls." I thought for a moment, how would he know that's just creepy. " but hell has a surprise for earth... an epidemic with no cure maybe some natural immunities in humans, but. no cure" I yelled "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT" " I will show you he went over to the left wall and clapped twice the wall opened to reveal a glass panel there were people in there screaming for help " release the gas." quickly a green gas came out of the walls inside and the people suffocated and collapsed. I tried to look away but there was a chain around my neck preventing me from doing so. " i will leave you hear for a few hours and you'll see what happens to there corpses." he said. then I yelled " Who are you" "you can refer to me as death."

After 15 hours the corpses started moving. twitching, screeching, and coughing, one of them got up it had pale skin bloody white eyes and yellow nails and horribly creepy yellow teeth with bloody gums. They were moaning, screeching and trying to break the glass. Scared, I screamed till my entire head wanted to explode. the man came back then said " Do you like them." "what are those things." I replied " They are minions of hell, they feed off the flesh of the living, they feel no pain, they are hell itself." "Your crazy. " I yelled " in seven days I will release them to bring hell on earth, I will set you free, you can prepare yourself... but don't say a word." All went black. When I woke up I was at home " it was all a dream heh heh" I started laughing I went down stairs and looked at a calender. It was Saturday. the voice echoed in my head "seven days." seven days later I went out side, no one was there. I heard moaning, and screaching I looked beside me there it was. The same face as in the dungeon... death.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

runon sentences

i feel sick because I ate to much i ate so much that i went to bed and thats where I am now.

im allergic to mushrooms and i ate a mushroom cap which wasn't a good idea.

fred was walking home from school and screamed because he's allergic to cats and he saw one.

bob brought home a cd and the cds name was bring me the horizon pray for plagues which is the best cd they had at the store.

rudolph was listening to the band putrid mastication when the teacher got mad and thought he was wathing south park which upset him really bad

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

fixing a run on sentence

They're is a variety of video games, they can vary from sports to shooting. You also could be on at five in the morning but you would have to turn the volume down, Or your parents will yell

Friday, April 9, 2010

sentence opener paragraph


At his house, the boy was playing dead rising when he heard a SCREECH he ran down stairs and you will not believe what he saw, a zombie. terrified, he ran up to it and kicked it's shin and ran away. stupidly he grabbed a fork and started to do (sarcastically) sooo much damage by.. stabbing it with a fork. Although the fork did nothing the zombie got bored and fell asleep. the boy thought it was dead so he ran out the door to find 100,000,000, more zombies so the boy took two slow steps back. and ran. to walmart. Glowing the sign that said "we sell for less every day" was also covered in dirt (how did that get up there) he ran inside the store and yelled "AT LAST I MADE_" then he tripped. which in this case yelling isn't a good idea, because zombies still have eardrums. All of a sudden six zombies came out of the electronic section, one of which was extremely nerdy he had harry potter glasses, long nerdy disgusting finger nails, and pocket protectors. so he screamed peed his pants and fainted, no one will miss him... because everyone is dead I was not trying to be impolite or anything.

sentence openers

stupidly he ran into a hoard of zombies.



quickly, the boy ran into a stop sign while being chased by a marsh mellow.



because he was smart, he hit a zombie in the face with a baseball bat.



because I felt like it, I ate the marsh mellow I mentioned earlier.



screaming, he ran from a zombie.



laughing, he jumped out the 9 story building window.



terrified, he hid under his bed saying "happy place, HAPPY PLACE".



scared, he did something funny.



at the mall the boy was surrounded by zombies.



in a car the family was surrounded by marsh mellows.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

the ZOMBIE Easter bunny


one day the Easter bunny turned into a zombie, and I'll tell you how... if you give me an entire banana cream pie. I'm kidding... most likely. He was walking down a street when he was attacked by 7 zombies. and that can be turned into a joke... how did the bunny cross the road... he didn't... he got eaten alive by ZOMBIES before he had a Chance lolololololololololololol. aaaaaany way He got hit by a car after he was eaten and reanimated, so his skull cracked but didn't do severe damage to the brain so he still partially lived and 3 ribs broke and he...ate...the..driver.so there were 2 zombies, the start to an Apocalypse.
The zombie Easter bunny now roams only, I REPEAT!!! ONLY! on Easter day to take victims to it's evil lair of the white fluffy chocolate covered white milk willy wonka chocolate ooh, ah. Then he covers you with MAN EATING CHOCOLATE FLAVORED MARSHMELLOWS. every living things produce some sort of waste but the MAN EATING CHOCOLATE FLAVORED MARSHMELLOWS produce mini chocolate eggs, that if given the right amount of time hatch into CHOCOLATE EASTER chickens.
once that is complete the easter bunny goes into your house hides the EVIL... whatever is in his bag at the moment CANDY then BITES a CHOCOLATE CARROT while WATCHING you... SLEEEEEEP.