Wednesday, February 24, 2010

I would build and under ground test facility where I could do what ever I want, when ever I want, I would spread viruses through one room using lab animals as test subjects, the main virus I would test is salanum a disease that creates zombies. I would test how fast it spreads what it spreads through and what species it effects the most/the least, including humans, I would also try to invent the antidote. after I got bored of that I would steal the dead rising 2 beta from capcom (a game company that made mega man... and dead rising) and I would play that for days on end. Then I would go visit my family up north in Fort St John. I would also buy 9,999,999,991 pies for every one. and when I got fat off all those pies I would go kayaking. Ooh and after that I would go back to my underground test facility and mutate myself so I would look like something you might see on resident evil. Then I would start a war when baby penguins attack... who would fight back on a baby penguin so technically i win HA.

Monday, February 22, 2010

during spring brake I'm going to hope capcom is lying about delaying because I WANT DEAD RISING 2 NNNNOOOOOOWWWWWW. anyway I am also hoping to go to fort saint john so I can see my nieces and my sisters my dad aunt uncle cousins and every one else. I also want to go kayaking so i can. uhhhh... kayak.Oh and this is sort of on topic but i would attempt to start a zombie apocalypse and RULE THE WORLD MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "cough" "cough".

Monday, February 15, 2010

If i were to have a band then its name would be rancid undead the type of music would be screamo, death metal the look would be pure black and red maybe white, the sound would be a loud, fast guitar and drums deep scream and bass. and the first song would be called... excuses and the lyrics would be

YOU HAVE ALL WAYS LIED TO ME I'M SO MAD I REFUSED TO EAT.... I'D RATHER MAD COWS DISEASE YOU'LL FALL TO YOUR FAILING LIFE'S DECEASE..EXCUSES.. why me.. WHY MEEEE WHATS WITH ALL YOUR LIES YOU WOULDN'T CARE IF I DIED.. EXCUSES_ EXCUSES WILL MAKE A MAN INSANE THEY MAY EVEN GIVE HIS FAMILY PAIN.. EXCUSES LOCKED ME IN MY ROOM MAKES ME WANT TO END IT WITH A BOOM

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

I ate a radioactive Taco and turned invisible, then I ate a regular taco because I was still hungry... So i went to look for area 51, the next day I found it, so I went inside and looked for a vial of shapshifting powers, and I found a tube that said X-100-64786538664519-do not touch, may be lethal. and I ended up Accidentally on purpose taking it, I left went to my house and drank it, and i could change into anything that I could think of, and i could choose when to be invisible. I went to USA so i could act like an experiment gone wrong, (which i was)I walked in the middle of the road changed into a GIANT demon with big horns, big pointy shiny teeth, (and it's name was porky) then I turned invisible and there were millions of cars crashing into each other. then i went to the white (racist) house to steal the deed to USA, so I turned into the demon that I was earlier and and got everyone to evacuate the premises, buuut before I stole the deed I picked up the presidents body guard to scare the uhhh... stuff (cough cough) out of him by opening my big porky mouth and ROARED right in his face the through him into a bounce house and as soon as he left the bounce house to run i squished it right behind him then I stole the deed.So after that I turned invisible and started tormenting people in new york by turning invisible and haunting them until they moved to Transylvania. and with my shapeshifting power I would haunt people as an ungodly creature with the head of a demonic possessed human, the body of a snake lizard thing, the eyes of a preying mantis, the tail of a demon, and the legs of a dragon. and after I got bored of haunting then I would shapshift into a disease called salonum (which is a disease that reanimates the corpse of a living or used to be living creature)and then I would infect 100 people and turn invisible to watch the carnage mua_hahaha because most people don't prepare for a zombie invasion they won't have the supplies to fend them off because the only way to stop a zombie is by destroying the brain cutting off the head isn't good enough it will still be able to bite oh and the funny thing is people don't know to burn the corpse or it might reanimate again... so basicly i would put the world to an end.
what makes me feel weak is school because I don't get very good grades and people call me stupid but I'm actually just lazy.
What makes me feel powerful is gaming because anything is possible like in deadrising you can be a guy that survives in a mall filled with... ZOMBIES. in prototype you are a guy trying to find out why he can shape shift and he is in new york almost filled with...ZOMBIES. in left 4 dead you are with 4 survivors trying to survive an onslaught of... ZOMBIES.

Monday, February 1, 2010

zombies are usually nuclear infections through air or living things or non living things. the infection can move and do what ever the host could when it was alive,(ex) if the person was a good runner then the infection could move just as fast.

the way the infection works, is that when it enters the body it makes it's way through the blood stream, and wherever the infection is in the body you will be paralyzed until you find some sort of vaccine then once you can't even breath it will make its way to the brain, you will be able to move again but you will forget every thing that just happened. in 1-2 months you will feel major migraines, 2 more weeks you will feel to sick to eat, 3 days after that you will experience seizures and stomach pains, 5 weeks after that you will be prone to excessive bleeding and lose skin color no matter how much you tan, the next day oh wait... uh never mind there is no next day you'll pretty much be a walking corpes with but you will be able to see and think but you won't control your actions your virus will.