letter to colonel sanders

dear Colonel Sanders

I'm writing this letter because I kind of found an eye in my popcorn chicken and I don't think that's right for two things.

It was not chicken, I don't think eyes are edible. Because of that I think I should get $10,000 Because I got sick from the eye fluids.

I thought it was chicken because it was battered. some of the symptoms were nausia, upset stomach. I won't report to the police if you just send me the money through mail. That way we won't have a problem. Oh by the way since Im writing this letter I might as well say you should put less grease on your food... just a little advice.

sincerely: customer