my life lesson this year

My life lesson is karma and luck. karma is a (female dog) with a capital B. Luck just hates me. At the beginning of the year I felt really unlucky.

I usually make fun of my friends and they usually make fun of me, but I get the luck... The bad luck. Not all that long ago I lightly pushed one of my friends in gym and a volleyball hit me about 3 seconds after. Normally my luck involves me falling, having something thrown at me, or being yelled at, then having something thrown at me, then me falling. Me and good luck don't mix, by that I mean whenever something good is about to happen it ends up being to good to be true. You know whats really Ironic... my name and #13 in Spanish are both pronounced the same.

13 is usually an unlucky number... Like on Friday the 13Th bad things usually happen to people, some of my friends have good luck on that day. Friday the 13Th is the one day I get a break from bad luck... But I don't get good luck either. That's usually when karma gets me, At least I don't purposely harm people. Or karma would KILL ME.

letter to colonel sanders

dear Colonel Sanders

I'm writing this letter because I kind of found an eye in my popcorn chicken and I don't think that's right for two things.

It was not chicken, I don't think eyes are edible. Because of that I think I should get $10,000 Because I got sick from the eye fluids.

I thought it was chicken because it was battered. some of the symptoms were nausia, upset stomach. I won't report to the police if you just send me the money through mail. That way we won't have a problem. Oh by the way since Im writing this letter I might as well say you should put less grease on your food... just a little advice.

sincerely: customer