my life lesson this year

My life lesson is karma and luck. karma is a (female dog) with a capital B. Luck just hates me. At the beginning of the year I felt really unlucky.

I usually make fun of my friends and they usually make fun of me, but I get the luck... The bad luck. Not all that long ago I lightly pushed one of my friends in gym and a volleyball hit me about 3 seconds after. Normally my luck involves me falling, having something thrown at me, or being yelled at, then having something thrown at me, then me falling. Me and good luck don't mix, by that I mean whenever something good is about to happen it ends up being to good to be true. You know whats really Ironic... my name and #13 in Spanish are both pronounced the same.

13 is usually an unlucky number... Like on Friday the 13Th bad things usually happen to people, some of my friends have good luck on that day. Friday the 13Th is the one day I get a break from bad luck... But I don't get good luck either. That's usually when karma gets me, At least I don't purposely harm people. Or karma would KILL ME.

letter to colonel sanders

dear Colonel Sanders

I'm writing this letter because I kind of found an eye in my popcorn chicken and I don't think that's right for two things.

It was not chicken, I don't think eyes are edible. Because of that I think I should get $10,000 Because I got sick from the eye fluids.

I thought it was chicken because it was battered. some of the symptoms were nausia, upset stomach. I won't report to the police if you just send me the money through mail. That way we won't have a problem. Oh by the way since Im writing this letter I might as well say you should put less grease on your food... just a little advice.

sincerely: customer

skate shoes ad

This is going out to all skaters try our new high tech skate shoes. They are so awesome that they make your feet smell better. there's a special formula mixed with the plastic that make your feet smell super delicious, the soles are extra comfy for the perfect skate boarding experience. The grip is made up of reinforced rubber to insure that the grip will never wear down. the laces are glow in the dark so you can skate in style at night, and of course if you buy these shoes they massage your bottom of your feet to make sure you live three more days after wearing them once. best of all your feet will never sweat ever again.

personification

I feel wind rushing around me. I hear all the plants rustling in the wind. I smell morning dew all around me. I taste water from the dew. I see a field of plants all over. I'm thinking about all of the things around me.

deadrising 2 voice

Deadrising 2 is coming out August 31st!!! Its going to be the best game ever because you can kill zombies in las vegas (paradice city). You will be able to create food or drinks, you will be able to humiliate zombies by throwing pie in there faces or putting masks on there head and put a wooden barrel over there body. Best of all you can make your own weapons like

just desert

There was a woman that lived in the middle of the forest in a cottage, because her father died and she tried to get away from it all. so then she moved away and built the cottage. after she built the cottage she planted a garden she had all the food you could ever imagine.

after 1month she grew a pumpkin patch and decided she wanted to make some pumpkin pie for dessert. she went outside to get a pumpkin, when she found one she liked she picked it up ( it was very warm).
When she went inside it seemed to glow, she drew a knife and lowered it to the pumpkin, she fell in a trance and saw her dead father.

He said the only way to free his spirit from the pumpkin was to cut it in half. when she cut it in half their was a bright light. her fathers spirit rose and exploded into a big flash of light. when she finally made the pie. it was the best pie she ever had.

Solanum in a game with zombies

Solanum is the epidemic in a few movies. It's a disease that reanimates corpses into... ZOMBIES. It takes only about 24 hours to kill a live person, then seven hours to reanimate there corpse. even though this has nothing to do with what I'm talking about, A xenomorph (alien) could easily kill a zombie because aliens are epic. in the game DEADRISING you get to blast zombies to oblivion and yell " ROFL".

" fun fact"

zombie cats do not eat a jar of peanut butter a day... they eat three.